Super Sex And Sex Education

This is a discussion between a mother and daughter!



A Girl asked her mother: What is sex?

Mother replied: Sex is when you stop a car driven by a man who offers you a meal in a restaurant, and then you spend some time with him in the hotel room, sleep with him once, and then each one go on his way and you have a hundred dollars bill extra in your pocket.

Girl; Mum what is super sex?

Mum replies; Super sex is when you stop a limousine driven by Chauffeur and a stylish man is sitting in the back who takes you to a luxurious villa, gives you a sumptuous meal with distinctive Caviar...and then you spend the night together in bed and engage in sex more than once, and then you part with an envelope containing a thousand dollars in your pocket.

And then the girl asks her mother: What is love?

Mother replies: Love is a lie invented by men so that they can have sex with you for FREE!

Now here, this is meant to be a joke because honestly am still wondering the kind of mother that would advice her daughter like this, except Mama G in a Nigerian Movie which usually back fires. Nollywood, i celebrate your team and am proudly Nigeria.

Now am going to be taking on sex education and that is why i had to introduce it in a very funny way anyway. Most Nigerian Parents hide away from this particular topic but the amazing thing about sex is that if you don't talk to your child about it,someone else or something else surely will. As these young minds grow and trust you as a mum or dad,anything and everything you say becomes final which will make it impossible for them to make way for all the trash online. Remember they have friends in school and funny enough you cannot always be there.


Sadly, most Nigerian teenagers and adolescents have grown with this mind set and barely believing there is anything in the world like love.. Love has become what can you give me and no more how much impact can i make in your life. Ask the girl dating the richest man if she is truly happy and let her tell you the story of her life and how much pain she has to bear,how much lies she tells to cover her so called integrity. Money solves a lot of problems in Marriage but doesn't solve ALL problems in Marriage. Its not about the free sex after all you get the same result at the end of the game. The problem is he who knows does not speak and he who speaks does not know...Parents, what are you doing on sex education!!!

Don't tell your teen a condom is socks or your daughter that when a man touches her she will get pregnant. that has drastically produced a higher number of lesbians than any other myth or lie in the world. Teach your child all and what they need to know,teach them to tell you the truth when they are abused as most young people face sexual abuse but don't share their story with anyone. Some even commit suicide and the story follow them to the grave. Make out time to discuss with them and give them a room to share all they are feeling. Let them tell you about their friends, this will help you access when there are danger signals.

Remember, Nobody is free until all are free. HIV and other viral infections are waving flags here and there searching for passengers. Unplanned pregnancy is not ruled out and is a topic for another day as it will make a whole blog of its own. Abortion is spreading large wings and the problem here is not the abortion but the fact that most of them are unsafe leading to infertility,death and chronic infections...Lets Watch it, Parents!

Ten Crazy Marriage Commandments!!!

Yea... lets roll but don't break the slate like the people of Israel did... you know what happened to them; don't you?

1. Marriages are made in heaven.
But so is thunder and lightning.

2.If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep. She hears it all.

3.Marriage is a large box of collected efforts --
and divorce maybe the evidence of what you contributed in your own box
if you don't sow the seeds of love..

4.Married life is maybe frustrating if you don't play your wing well.
In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

5.When some men opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is
new or the wife is or the door is bad.

6.Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

7.Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish talking.

8.Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,
economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

9.Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
That is why one treats the other like the PH neutral value or toxic waste.

10.A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is either made complete or he is finished...!!!

What Is Your Life Purpose?

What is your Life Purpose?

Is it ;



To know God more each passing day of my life...

to live in love, friendship and happiness

to spend money that could change lives

to be the reason many families of the world have food

to solve all your financial problems

to give happiness those you love

to possess a beautiful, big house for yourself

to travel, to take vacations

to start an amusing, absorbing hobby

to start a new business which is very successful

to buy a business which brings in a lot of money

to see those that you love succeed

to make new friends and develop new relationships

to get married and to have a family

to have more control and more optimism in your life

to bring good fortune to those that you love

to discover the ‘true love’ of your life

to marry a rich and influential person

to become someone famous and touch lives

to appear on television and ride the most expensive cars

to see your children get good grades

to have more good luck in your life

to succeed in everything that you undertake

to inspire those who are hopeless to hold on

to command respect that you should earn…


What ever you choose to become,
starts from the mind and what matters most is your ability to 

discover your life purpose and pursue it.
Remember, you only live once,
but if you lived well,Just once is more than enough!

Letter to Future Husband...

Hi Beautiful Fans,
I am actually reblogging this from a friend of mine and that is because i found it very interesting. I read it a couple of times and i am yet to stop giggling. I think because am igbo it will read thus;


Dim Oma,
Its with tears I am writing this to you. I am writing this after series of heartaches and pain. Each time I meet someone, I mistake him for 'YOU'. It seems all sweet at first and then 'POW', the scales fall of my eyes and I realize this can never be YOU!
You'll never leave me broken, NO, you love me too much for that. You see through me and appreciate my shower of love and respect for you.
You won't treat me like those selfish jerks who dish out the very thing they wouldn't take!
Ezigbo dim, I don't know exactly what you look like, but I know that you radiate sweetness, you appreciate the extremely good heart I have which has been stretched, broken and shredded by the people who deceived me into thinking they were YOU!
If only you know Nkem, if only you know how I wish you were here with me now. I wish you could pull me out of this emotional bondage. You do not know how painful it feels to be rejected.
I have faced enough rejection. Enough to last me a life time. It depresses me so much, I start to cry and wonder if it isn't best to remain single. But despite my travail, I still have space to think of you and the joy you'll bring me when I finally meet you.
Life is full of selfish people, I know that for sure. But I know you are not selfish because somewhere in your tiny heart, you are thinking of me too and wondering when I would come.
I know our children would be very beautiful and brilliant (from my genes)but if you are cute and intelligent too, then we'll produce geniuses!
I just want to let you know a few more things about me. I am chubby (a size 14) because I binge when I am sad,though I plan to start working out soon. I am dark, I am not after the bleaching craze, I am extremely loving and romantic, I would gladly spend my last dime just to see you smile as that would make me smile too. I am the most selfless person you would ever know. I don't like arguments, they break me. And I can't keep malice or bear to see us unhappy because of a flimsy quarrel.
I hope you like home cooked meal, because I absolutely love cooking and I hope you start learning how to dote on a woman because I love attention.
I do not ask for much financially, just be comfortable and show me you have prospects and we'll click cos I'm a home builder and I wouldn't mind extra motivation from you.
Let me stop here darling. It's one of those nights, I am broken, my eyes are running, my nose is blocked, my heart is heavy. But I am here, waiting for sleep to come and praying that in my dream tonight, I'll see you and you'll tell me precisely when you are coming.


Your patient wifey....