Yea... lets roll but don't break the slate like the people of Israel did... you know what happened to them; don't you?
1. Marriages are made in heaven.
But so is thunder and lightning.
2.If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep. She hears it all.
3.Marriage is a large box of collected efforts --
and divorce maybe the evidence of what you contributed in your own box
if you don't sow the seeds of love..
But so is thunder and lightning.
2.If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep. She hears it all.
3.Marriage is a large box of collected efforts --
and divorce maybe the evidence of what you contributed in your own box
if you don't sow the seeds of love..
In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
5.When some men opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is
new or the wife is or the door is bad.
6.Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
7.Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish talking.
8.Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,
economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
9.Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
That is why one treats the other like the PH neutral value or toxic waste.
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